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Jun. 11th, 2009 | 07:46 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

*passing by two older ladies*
Coco: By the way, we have to be BFF when we're that age.
Nikki: Oh definitely. *holds up elbow*
Coco: *doesn't understand*
Nikki: I'm holding it up for you to link arms with me.
Coco: Oh, see I didn't understand that. It was so high and I thought you were going to elbow me in the face. I was like, whatever, I don't want to be your bff forever anyway...

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May. 19th, 2009 | 04:09 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Jamie: Lesbian music blasting all day, every day. WLEZ.

Erin: *obsessively doing a puzzle*
Jamie: You're updating your facebook everytime you put in a piece, right?
Erin: Another piece down! Only 49 to go!

Jamie: *runs off to get the phone, comes back a little bit later* That was God saying "I KNOW ABOUT YOUR ADDICTION!"

Jamie: This piece clearly doesn't go to this puzzle.
Coco: Because it's green and has a picture of Nixon on it?

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May. 16th, 2009 | 04:56 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Dave: Older men are revered. Like Sean Connery. Even though he's an alcoholic bigoting woman.
Coco: Ha, woman.
Dave: Yeah, Sean Connery was a woman.
Coco: Little known fact.

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Mar. 28th, 2009 | 03:51 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Laura: Sometimes Nate drags me across the floor. But he does it much sweeter and nicer.

Laura: You're nice to me.
Nate: No I'm not, shut up.

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Mar. 15th, 2009 | 01:27 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Erin: I don't know which sweater to wear!
Coco: Why don't you wear the William & Mary sweatshirt?
Erin: Because it has paint on it... and it's so gray.
Coco: So why don't you wear that pink one?
Erin: ...because it's so pink...

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Mar. 4th, 2009 | 09:54 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Ryan: Studying technically is a form of cheating, it gives you an unfair advantage over those that didn't study

Coco: did you know that Erika died?
Ryan: yeah, actually I sent you a facebook message when I heard
Coco: right, right
Ryan: I didn't want to talk out of the blue because it would have nbeen weird, I would then shift into the people colleen talks to when someone dies catagory

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Feb. 27th, 2009 | 09:47 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Coco: Waiting for Godot. Written by Samuel Becket.
Coco's Dad: The guy who wrote Mark Twain.
Coco: ...Mark Twain was a guy.
Coco's Dad: Yeah, but he... who wrote Tom Sawyer?
Coco: ...Mark Twain?
Coco's Dad: Yeah, but he was actually Samuel Clemens.
Coco: Yeah... but Samuel Beckett is a completely separate person...
Coco's Dad: Oh.

*watching House*
Coco and Dad: *trying to imitate Chase's Australian accent*
Coco: Wow, that's horrible.
Coco's Dad: Good thing I'm not going to Australia anytime soon.
Coco: I think Australia would be the worst place to practice an Australian accent.
Coco's Dad: If I did it badly they'd probably hit me with a kangaroo.

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Jan. 27th, 2009 | 02:14 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Mary: Can I see that tantric sex book? Oh it's for women. Well, I am a woman, I guess.

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Jan. 23rd, 2009 | 04:59 pm
posted by: madampresident in maryisstupid

Dave: You don't have to move over when I sit down and make me feel like a lemur.
Coco: ...
Dave: I mean... a leper.

Coco: Laura and I saw someone ski down this hill yesterday.
Mary: On skis?
Coco: ...yes. If I didn't mean on skis I would have used a different verb!
Mary: That wasn't that retarded...
Coco: Yes it was, it was super retarded.

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Dec. 31st, 2008 | 04:16 pm
posted by: montycrowley in maryisstupid

Audrey: Hi kids, what are you doing on my computer?
Laura: Porn.
Sam: Slash.
Audrey: If I catch either one of you posting naked pictures of yourselves on Deviantart dressed as blue wolf furries making out with anime space otters, you're out of the house.
Laura and Sam: Close the Deviantart tab!

Daniel: Remember that friend of the family, the poet who ran over her cat?
Audrey: Yes!
April: You can't do that! You can't refer to her as "the poet who ran over her cat," that's awful! MOM!
Carol: Yes, she did other things too. She did lovely paintings. She hung one over the fireplace.
Audrey: In all fairness I think I'll remember "the poet who ran over her cat" better than "the woman who hung a painting over her fireplace"
Daniel: She wrote a poem about running over the cat.

 


 




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